May 2013
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excuse me while i go die in a hole
welp ive got my cosplay fixed and i learned how to peace tie my dagger now all i need is for august to come so i can get to the great lakes renaissance faire
i just asked my sister if she had any books we could take to half-price and she looked at her bookshelf and said “…. all of them except my two bibles” so i got like 10 books (literally all of them). HOW AM I EVEN RELATED TO THIS CHICK?! on a more positive note, all four twilight books are finally out of the house
so wednesday of senior week is career day. green lantern hat, avengers shirt, doctor who scarf, homestuck horns, a pencil skirt, heels, and glasses cause my goal is to be a professional nerd.
theres always that point on youtube when youre listening to anime OSTs and you follow links and suddenly EVERYTHING is in japanese and you have no idea whats going on
“But here’s the thing. Never mind us blundering fools, check out the fans. Two...”
– Steven Moffat: how fans saved the Doctor Who finale | Television & radio | guardian.co.uk (via doctorwho)
ghostie00:
so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
for my graduation, my grandmother sent me a card covered in bible verses and a devotional book. ive been getting progressively more passive aggressive gifts of religious things ever since i told my family i didnt believe in god.
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simplydalektable:
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heartthrobbstark:
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY...
koulin:
pewpuupalace:
zeonhime:
the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.
500% me
oh my fuck god
this post
just
this post.
ashl3y-k3tchum:
twin-spica:
turtle-nerd:
Putting on cosplay
#it’s a lot like this except in super slow motion with a lot of tears and people yelling at each other for help #SOMEONE ZIP ME UP #NO JUST HOT GLUE IT RIGHT TO MY BODY #I DON’T CARE ANYMORE #FUCK SOMEONE SEW THAT DOWN #CAN YOU FIX MY BOBBY PINS I CAN’T MOVE MY ARMS OVER MY HEAD ANYMORE
perfect
And throwing wigs on the...
turtle-nerd:
Putting on cosplay
its-a-bingo:
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
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holy mother of dragons i have never seen a hand chopped off that cleanly! brava goatee man!
damngruchy:
hailthelordylordypicca:
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
my mother was annoyed with me because i woke up a 2 in the afternoon and she had made a LOT of pancakes at 10 and there was no one to eat them so they got cold and gross
ive begun a bad habit of dressing in medieval style clothing and wearing a cloak in order to watch game of thrones.
uuhhhh some of my pictures of me in cosplay made it to facebook. my grandmother and aunt have already commented. welp.
no but, does anybody else think that planet was the one from the doctors daughter? it was the same stained glass windows and the same room with the theater in it and it was being used for the same thing. huh, wonder how jennys going to get back to it now.
so i walk downstairs and my sister’s oompa-loompa colored friend who’s scared of asians is using my bedspread as a blanket. im worried that her orangeness is going to transfer to my skin while i sleep.
NEEEEEEEDDDD NOOOOOOO JOFFREY YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD